Read the answers given by
children to the questions below. They're just hilarious!
Thank you so much, Lou!
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same
stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and
she should keep the chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10
(2) No person really decides before they grow up
who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find
out later who you're stuck with.
-- Kirsten, age 10
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
(1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know
the person FOREVER by then.
-- Camille, age 10
(2) No age is good to get married at. You got to
be a fool to get married.
-- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
(1) You might have to guess, based on whether they
seem to be yelling at the same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
(1) Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
(1) Dates are for having fun, and people should
use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you
listen long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
(2) On the first date, they just tell each other
lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING
SOUR?
(1) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I
would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead
columns.
-- Craig, age 9
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
(1) When they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7
(2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I
wouldn't want to mess with that.
-- Curt, age 7
(3) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone,
then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
-- Howard, age 8
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T
GET MARRIED?
(1) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain,
wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
(1) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if
she looks like a truck.
-- Ricky, age 10
Do you know any jokes about marriage? Please share them with us!
